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World means USA !

September 5, 2007

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You don’t open a telephone conversation with a HELLO but with a “Hi”.

The telephone is never “engaged”, it’s always “busy”.

You don’t “disconnect” a phone, You simply “hang-up”.

You never “mess-up” things, You only “screw them up”.

You never have a “residence” tel. no., You have a “home” no.

You don’t stop at the “signals”, but halt at the “lights”.

You don’t “accelerate”, You “step on the gas”.

Your tire never “punctures”, You may have a “flat”.

The trains have “coaches” or “boggies’ no more but “carriages” or
“boxes”.

There R no “petrol pumps”, but “gas stations”.

“I don’t know nothing”, 2 negatives don’t make a positive here.

You no longer meet a “wonderful” person, You meet a “cool” guy

You don’t pull the switch down to light a bulb,rather flick it up.

There’s no “Business Area” only “business districts”, and no “districts”
but “counties”.

No one stays “a stone’s throw away”, might”a few blocks away”.

There’s no “Town Side”, it’s “Down Town”.

In hotel You no longer ask for “bill” and pay by “cheque”, rather ask for
“check” and pay with (Dollar) “bill”s.

There R no “soft drinks”, only “sodas”.

Life’s no longer “miserable” it “stinks”.

You don’t have a “great” time, You have a “ball”.

You don’t “sweat it out”, You “work You’r butt off”.

Never “post” a letter, always “mail” it and “glue” the stamps, don’t
“stick” them.

You no longer live in “flats” or “blocks”, find an “apartment”.

You don’t stand in a “queue”, you are in a “line”.

You no longer “like” something, You “appreciate” it.

“#” is not “hash”, it’s “pound”.

You R not “deaf”, You have “impaired hearing”.

You R not “lunatic”, You are just “mentally challenged”.

You R not “disgusting” You R “sick”.

You can’t get “surprised” You get “zapped”.

You don’t “schedule” a meeting, You “skejule” it.

You never “joke”, You just “kid”.

You never “increase” the pressure, You always “crank” it up.

You never ask for a pencil “rubber” You ask for an eraser. a rubber is a
condom

You don’t try to find a lift You find an elevator.

You no more ask for a route but for a “RAUT”

You don’t ask somebody “How r you ?”, You say “What’s up dude?”

You never go to see a game You go to watch a game.

If You see “World” champions(or Series),read “USA”champions(or Series).

There’s no “zero” but “o”, no “Z” but “zee”.

There’s no FULL STOP after a statement, there’s a PERIOD.

If someone gets angry at You, You get “flamed”.

You don’t say “How do you do”, you say “How you doin”

In short You don’t speak English, You speak American.

Well you dont’ say life is boring you say LIFE SUCKS !!

One Comment leave one →
  1. September 5, 2007 10:07 pm

    Okay fellas, This is an Email fwd and I agree that it is not mine – No Flames please !

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